jamesdavi

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career.

I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.

You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

– Lloyd Dobler

"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."
— Kurt Vonnegut

Britain’s Channel Four television station has a fascinating show entitled Embarrassing Bodies, which examines health issues usually regarded as unmentionable in polite company. But even they don’t go as far as this young man, who has the Chinese (and Japanese) character for hemorrhoids emblazoned on his shirt. (Hat tip to Kirai)

A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.